High court upholds boob-job ban

The American Taliban's plan all along was to re-name arguably one of the safest (and least common) medical procedures, to emphasize that it is not very aesthetically pleasing. On that basis -- and make no mistake, on that basis ALONE, the Supreme Court has decided that IDX (intact dilation and extraction) is okay to ban -- decided, in fact, that the vagueness of the ban is okay, too, so that other methods of abortion may be illegal as of today.
So i'm taking suggestions, folks. What's the grossest operation? Let's make 'em all against the law. Big Number One on my list: Boob jobs.

Cuz cuttin' your chest open and stickin' in big (NEW! NOW ARGUABLY NON-TOXIC!) sacks of goo is 'bout as grody as it cums.
C'mon, kids, be original. Root canal? You can do better than that.
What operation should be banned solely on the basis that it's icky?

Comments

[Randy Dandy]

I swear to Goddess, Starry D., you did this just to get me to finally comment. I would have to say that the grossest (and also the coolest) medical procedure is when they drill things into your face to hold you still, shave your head, use a purple Sharpie to drawn a dotted line around your skull, take a scalpel and lay back the skin, and then bust your shit wide open with a bone saw so they can poke around in your Control Master. Then put you back together & pack you off to the plastic surgeon. But then you already knew that, dincha?

[trayf]

The grossest procedure, uh I believe that would be the whole Abu Ghraib/Guantanamo suite of methods of information retrieval. The United States: we wait until you're born to do gross things to you.

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[supra vaider]

let's join our hands together to stop this kind of wrong doings. It may risk lives in the future if we just let them continue.