Q: When was Julio's dialysis?
A: Yesterday, from 6 to 8:30 p.m.
Q: Why was Jacquetta drunk?
A: Public defenders are all drunks.
Q: Was Willie just drooling?
A: Yeah, but you can kinda see why. That dude was extremely good looking.
Q: Would Jesus discriminate?
A: Go here and you decide.
Help me come up with more!
Would Walrus jilt Dumbo? Wait! We'll jump down! Waffles with jam?! Du-u-u-u-de! Walk with Jay-Z, DMX. Where will Jorge defecate? Wilmette, Winnetka junipers desiccated! What we justifiably dread. Wasp wings jitter delicately. Wiretap whoever joins dissent. Wicked Wisdom jams dangerously. Whistle while julianne'ing datils. Waste water just drips. Wolf wobbly Jell-O down. Wendy's whispering, Justin's dozing. Write windy, jealous diaries. Winter weather jems dazzle. Wild women jazzed Detroit! We were joyful, dolorous. White webs jettisoning dew. Wax, wane, journeying disk. Watch while Junior dives. Wanted: wacky jingle downloads. Whirling wheels' jig's done. Wet whiskers' jasmine delicacy. With whiskey, just drink! Winnifred wants Justine desperately. Wombat, wolf, jaguar, doe. Wear wigs jauntily, dearie! Without watchers, justice dies.
Bonus puzzle: This inscription appears on a page in my notebook for June: "T.V.'s mournful S.G. = W.U."
Sender of earliest received correct answer receives prize of his/her choosing (subject to negotiation, cash value not to exceed price of pitcher of margaritas at El Az on Ponce).
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