Beware the shadowy North American Union.
It started like these things always do. The Founding Fathers were all Freak Macons, and, to this day, the Freak Macons annually hold -- on Confed'rit Memorial Day -- what's rumored to be the wildest mint julep party in the world in the basement of the Wall-Mart on the corner of Oglethorpe Street and General The Reverend Lucious Pell-Mell Klan-Founder Ass-Kickin Boulevard. And you best watch out for the Great North American Union Conspiracy Theory, ably exposed by Joshua Holland today on AlterNet.
Tag: conspiracy theories.
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