9/11 conspiracy theorists' FAQ
Blessed be, i hope this answers some of those squirrelly questions you guys have:
Q: I'm throwing out a smorgasbord of utterly meritless claims & imperiously demanding that you laboriously rebutt each element of each claim. The burden of proof is on you, not me. As long as a shadow of doubt lingers, i'll keep at it.
Yet, you're treating me as if i personally lack credibility. Aren't you stooping to ad hominem attack?
A: Shut up, you total doofus.
(Aside: before the jump, that was a Reptoid, as in Reptoids, who are playing the Empty Bottle tonight.)
Q: But if it's true that remote-controlled planes crashed into buildings full of pre-planted explosives in a false-flag operation, wouldn't that be the biggest story of history?
A: No, you're missing the bigger picture. Over a hundred years ago, a cabal of crack-smoking rabbis consorted with Satan in a Paris cemetery one night under a new moon to plot their takeover of Hollywood and the banks. Good thing a Tsarist secret agent could get close enough to take notes and sneak word to Henry Ford.
Q: Wait -- did you just compare me to those psychos who believe in The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion? Isn't that another ad hominem attack?
A: Shut up, you total doofus.
Q: Your plan seems to be to make the already-known and provable facts clear to skeptics in the public and Democrats in Congress who might vote for impeachment. I can help. Every time you capture the fleeting attention of a corporate media journalist, i'll stand next to you & loudly give them the bigger picture -- how the Israelis were in on it & the hijackers were patsies. What's wrong with that?
A: Thank you for stirring pure liquid crap into my souffle.
Here i had a digestable argument that the Bush administration ignored credible warnings of the attacks -- an impeachable offense.
And i had a bite-sized critique of the 9/11 Commission Report -- Chapter 12 calls for more state repression, including "biometric" information tracking of citizens & residents, & internal "screening points."
Now everything smells like baby poo & i'm covered in green slime & everyone thinks i'm you.
I didn't want to slap you till now.
You total doofus.
Tag: politics, Chicago, Chicago word, Chicago music, Reptoids, "Park A Tiger", Empty Bottle, conspiracy, Pagan Science, skepticism, conspiracy theories.
Comments