I asked if I could post the answers on the internets, and they reluctantly said, "Well, okay, but only 1."
So here it is, you're only "freebie" for the Illinois drivers license written examination:
#147: When you're going too fast in crappy weather &
you start to wipe out, you should:
(A) Not break a sweat. The Hummer you're driving is gonna
kill the planet soon anyway, so you need to get
to Hell first before the all good spots get taken.
(B) IMMEDIATELY bust out your cellie & dial 911: "Dudes!
I'm having an accident, so get here fast!"
(C) John 3:16, bucko, John 3:16.
(D) Turn to anyone else in the vehicle and try
and get in one last quickie.
(E) None of the above.
Well, lo and behold, it turns out the correct answer is (E). Who knew? I passed anyway.
Tags: Chicago, Chicago word, punk, cheating, cheaters, Hummers, WWJD?, John 3:16.
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